Everything I needed to know I learned from Facebook

1. I am old, un-cool and have a very limited social network. I don’t even have a Facebook account, but you don’t need one to know that you are missing out on the exciting virtual world. I do, however, use LinkedIn: look me up, I am interested in job opportunities, reconnecting and business deals. I am also a member of 4 blooming networking groups.
2. If you have any questions about how your mate feels about you, just check his/her Facebook page. If the picture you feature on your page is of the two of you kanoodling in a photo-booth and the one (s)he displays is in a muscle shirt/cleavage-revealing tube top, you need to talk.
3. Cute kids sometimes grow up into less attractive adults. My little brother’s “friend” on Facebook is a girl I babysat as a teenager. She was blonde, blue-eyed and cute as a button. She blossomed into a full-fledged jewess with titties and a shnoz to demystify her otherwise obscure last name. If it’s too good to be true…
4. ♪♪♪♪We are the world…we are the children ♪♪♪♪ But really, how reassuring is it that Rabinovitz, El-Habib, Kim, Rodriguez and Jones are friends… on Facebook, and sometimes, off Facebook too.

This Facebook generation, this unstoppable force of self-absorbed mama’s boys and girls, there’s something to be said for them…