1. I am old, un-cool and have a very limited social network. I don’t even have a Facebook account, but you don’t need one to know that you are missing out on the exciting virtual world. I do, however, use LinkedIn: look me up, I am interested in job opportunities, reconnecting and business deals. I am also a member of 4 blooming networking groups.
2. If you have any questions about how your mate feels about you, just check his/her Facebook page. If the picture you feature on your page is of the two of you kanoodling in a photo-booth and the one (s)he displays is in a muscle shirt/cleavage-revealing tube top, you need to talk.
3. Cute kids sometimes grow up into less attractive adults. My little brother’s “friend” on Facebook is a girl I babysat as a teenager. She was blonde, blue-eyed and cute as a button. She blossomed into a full-fledged jewess with titties and a shnoz to demystify her otherwise obscure last name. If it’s too good to be true…
4. ♪♪♪♪We are the world…we are the children ♪♪♪♪ But really, how reassuring is it that Rabinovitz, El-Habib, Kim, Rodriguez and Jones are friends… on Facebook, and sometimes, off Facebook too.
This Facebook generation, this unstoppable force of self-absorbed mama’s boys and girls, there’s something to be said for them…
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A blond, blue eyed Jewess with, as you put it, "titties..." Number, please! Who cares about the nose?
I can no longer go on social networking sites. I only end up feeling bad about myself... and everyone else.
you shouldn't feel bad about yourself just cause you're not a Jewess (with a name like Colleen, I'm going to go out on a limb and say you're not) with blond hair and blue eyes. This blog simply promotes an unhealthy body image for Jewesses everywhere, and a complex for the shiksas. I refuse to go these sites because I would have a pitifully small number of friends or tickles, or whatever they call it. Thus making other feel good about themselves at my expense -- since everyone would have more friends than I. Though I hear J-Date is an awesome place to meet a nice Irish girl (which is pronounced "colleen" in Gaelic, so it all comes together). So, maybe I'll join up after all.
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